A Change of Heart

I said in one of my earlier posts that I didn't mind Justin Beiber's voice. I have now changed my mind.

I thought nothing could be worse than "Baby" but I was definitely wrong. Beiber has concocted an even more horrific song for the holidays. This is his "present" to us :

Political Opinions On Sesame Street

Today reporters go to Sesame Street to consult these political geniuses about important issues such as the election. Elmo said : " If Mrs. Obama votes for Mr. Obama then Elmo votes to!"





Apparently this is how Big Bird feels: " Well I'm tired. I think people should find their own jobs!" Although the count reminded him of how many people are unemployed:

Several weeks later tired reporters note the creativity of his counting material when he reached 5 million

Below, Big Bird expresses his displeasure.

When asked Rosita said: "Sacarte de mi reporteros locos!" This still leaves english speaking reporters stumped.

It took us exactly 5 weeks and a day to finish this report. ( most of the time spent on the Count). Rosita said: get away from me you crazy reporters!

Spoof Awesomeness

Ok I have been checking out Dream Feet spoofs and the most hilarious are these ones down here. I just love the combination!

The Crazy Class of the Cousins

So when I heard about what my cousin, L***s, has to do in gym class I was like "I have to write a post!" So L***s has to dance to the world's most embarrassing youtube dance instructions! This video I'm about to show you features: strange music, weird dance moves, and other things that you wouldn't be caught dead in public doing. I mean it could be fun for you if you weren't in front of peers, but unfortunately L***s was not.... (if you enjoy this try Double Dream Hands)

The Ranger's Apprentice

After I finished Warriors I was heartbroken! But then my cousin from In Caleb's Mind recommended The Ranger's Apprentice and now I recommend them to you!

Will has lived in the Castle Redmont's ward for years since birth when his father died a warrior and his mother died at his birth.Now when it's time to choose his craft all of the craftmasters reject him. All except Halt. Will has always felt nervous around Redmont's Ranger, and now he must be apprenticed to the shadowy warrior. What will he do?

For years Areluen has prospered, the evil Morgarath banished in the Ruins of Gorlan ( his former fief ). But now the former lord has called to the Kalkara, the most hideous beast known. And its up to the Ranger Corps to save Areluen before its to late!

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic: What its doing to our world

It is my job to warn you. There is a dark storm coming so you must take cover ( especially if you are in your twenties and you are a guy).

These Annam devils are apparently brain washing men in there twenties and turning them into what we call bronies. We think Twilight Sparkle is the leader but no one is worse than Princess Celestria.

(WANTED)

IM WARNING YOU NOW

BEWARE MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Justin! Are You OK?

Are you OK Justin? What happened? Why have your looks suddenly changed??

Those were among the questions I try to say while I was cracking up on JB's appearance in the photo. I admit I'm not a Justin Beiber lover so the singer's digital looks was something funny. Maybe the creator agreed with my opinion and decided to make Beiber look like his opposite gender.

On the contrary, I really don't mind his singing, but it's Beiber's attitude that sets me off. If you've seen the Never Say Never music video you might have noticed in some of the scenes his superior attitude toward girls. And I quote: "Which one of you ladies wants to make out with me next?". Anyway, this is a spoof on Never Say Never:

Newport

I am so excited for the last stretch of my summer which will be spent in Newport. My grandmother May May owns her childhood house right on the beach. It's a colonial house, built in the year 1770.

Next Tuesday, my cousin who is author of '' Summer Trips 2011 '' is coming to Newport!! He and I are extremely close. I love them both!

One of the things I'm looking forward to is taking the Boys to some of Rhode Island's specialties, such as Dels or the Newport Creamery. I know it will be a fun trip. For the Boys I my our family both! I cant wait for my Newport trip 2o11!!!!

Florida Absences

I apologize for next weeks absence because I'm going to Florida. I cant wait!! We are visiting my grand parents in Orlando. Yes, I am going to Disney Land ( we're surprising my crazy little sister ).

We leave on the 17 at 4 o'clock. Our flight takes of at six and it takes us a little time to get to the air port. I wonder what kind of car we will rent. Last year we rented a prias.

I look forward to seeing my grandparents! I call them Gama and Joe. I call my mother's mom May May. Also, I am excited to swim! The pools there are like bath tubs. It takes no time to get used to!I hope I have fun

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Larger Hills

Alright guess what? Another bike ride! 6 miles long also. So this one started out all down hill. But just when I thought this ride was gonna be cake the biggest hill I'd even biked up came into sight. After huffing and puffing up the mountain, I made my way up the top.

Luckily as is got hotter I ran through a puddle, splashing me with its coolness. From there on it was downhill for my dad and I. We cant wait for our next ride.



these are just random hills

Kittylicious

My good friends Kittylicous has just started a blog! Even though she is a great writer and I'm sure she is doing a a great job she has very few readers. Her address is kittilicousrock.bogspot.com .

Visit her blog as soon as you can (but don't forget about according to cate! )!

this cat looks like her cat "boo boo"

My Favorite Warrior Characters

Firestar : Firestar is the current leader of ThunderClan. He is the main character of the first series. Firestar was the kitty pet Rusty until he joined ThunderClan and committed himself to

Firestar

Spottedleaf: Spottedleaf is the first ThunderClan medicine cat written about in the series. She is killed by Clawface in the first book, but she is the most active StarClan spirit.

Bluestar: Bluestar is the ThunderClan leader when the books begin. She is noble and would do anything for her clan.Even though she experienced terrible pain in her lifetime she still stood strong.

Fishers Island part 2

I'm home! Fishers was excellent and I had so much fun. I went to 3 beaches and a lake! The beach Isabella was my favorite!

The others were Chocomount , and Doc ( baby ) beach.


I enjoyed the lake because I had never swam in one before.

Kittylicous and I were also were allowed some independence. We got to go to the opening night of Rodrick Rules on out own. We also got to walk into town alone!

Even though I'll miss Fishers in till next year, I'm glad I'm home to sweet WI FI land!

Kitty Bath, Curio and Ashe

So I walk into my friend's bathroom and of all the random things in the world! I look a her sink and there is a ruler tied on it! " Kate ? Why is there a ruler tied onto your sink ? "

Things you should know about Kate are that she LOVES cats. She has two of them. Curio, a 17 pound black and white cat who is named for his curious personality, and Ashe, a rare tortoiseshell male who is a bit timid.

"Oh, Ashe takes baths and wastes water so we put the ruler on to prevent it". Curio came up from behind me and began sniffing my feet like he always does and Ashe just looked innocently at me

Fishers Island part 1

I apologize if i have a bit of a 4 day absence, but at least I'm blogging now! Anyway, during that absence I will be vacationing in Fisher's Island. I depart from the main land at 3:30 today.

Fisher's is a lovely little island, mainly for vacationers. Not many people live there regarding the size, but the beaches and hikes are great activities for tourists. Another reason of the shortage of year round population is because of the WI FI. You can only access Internet at the library.

I will be vacationing there with my good friend, Kittylicous, who has a house there for the summer time. I cant wait!

My Epic Journey

Yesterday after I finished blogging, I went on a bike ride on my new bike with my dad. But I did not see it coming when my dad took a turn converting a 1 mile ride into a 6 mile journey. Up hills a down them, we traversed through the country roads. When I finally caught site of Kitty (my other cat) , I was both relieved but a bit melancholy to. Then it hit me, I was having fun!

Potty Race-What is Barbie teaching little ones?

So I happened to be in the room when my 4 year old sister clicked the barbie game potty race. The game features, Barbie as some super model baby sitter, dragging " little sis " through the house's maze. Conveniently enough for Barbie the toilet is at the end.

Once "little sis" makes her way through the maze (featuring dogs and toys as obstacles and toilet paper and clocks as pluses) the player experiences a highly inappropriate scene of what came out of "little sis " flushing down the toilet.


What I saw that day effected my relationship with barbie permanently. The surprised expression on " little sis's " face when it happened made me think she had the same thoughts.

I LOVE WARRIOR BOOKS!!

From Firepaw to Dovepaw, dive into these books for cat lovers! Start out with Rusty, a house pet who feels the call of the wild in his bones. Join him when he becomes Firepaw, when he befriends Greypaw and so much more.

In the second series of kitty wonder, meet Brambleclaw, Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw as they fight to save the Clans from destruction. Will the Twolegs destroy the forest or can the cats save their home?

And in the last two series follow 3 cats prophesied for greatness.

Mr.Big the Amazing

My cat's name is Mr.Big. Even though he is 17 now, and rarely does anything except lie around in the sun , stroll lazily around our yard , he has quite a story to tell...

Mr.Big, Big Dude, Carl , or as I usually call him : Stoosy was found by a colleague of my of father. This man was leaving to another job and could not take care of a kitten at the time. So he decided to give Mr. Big to my dad. For a while my dad was living at his work, and people tell me that Mr.Big used to follow him like a dog!

One day Big Dude ran away without his collar (he hates those things) and the pound picked him up. When they finally found him, he was in a completely different town!

His most amazing story was when my dad gave him to his parents to look after. He cross hundreds of busy roads, and highways just to find my dad!

So that is the story of my amazing cat Mr Big!

Vermont

So I got out of school on the fifteenth of June and it was awesome. One of the reasons being, my awesome grandmother, MayMay was there when I got out. And the next thing I knew, we were off on a four-hour trip to Vermont. Our stops included Warner, NH where we ate at the Foothills (Eat here, or we'll both starve). When we got to Stowe, the town we were staying in, it was about a five minute break at the Inn. Then we were off again to dinner, and so-on and so-forth. In the next 3 days we did a bunch of activities. My favorite included the Alpine Slide, a super cool park, and beautiful hikes. The Alpine Slide is a huge slide, so big that it takes a whole ski lift to get to the top of it. It's called the Alpine Slide because they do it in ski areas in the Alps during the warm months. The hikes were so beautiful, but long. Although the sight of the Green Mountains were worth it in the end. We even saw an orange salamander. Another thing about Vermont is we discovered my little sister has one of the best ever hiker attitudes. We were sad to leave Vermont, but we knew that there was a whole summer waiting for us back at home.

New Blog, According to Cate

Dear reader, I decided to change the blog because I made my last blog when I was eight. I wasn't a very good blogger. Maybe this was because of my age. But now things I want to change are writing a little bit more often, changing format (do you like the new template?), and writing more like the combination of the blogs Blicky Kitty and In Caleb's Mind. So now that I'm ten (and not eight), I hope I can make these changes happen.